GOODBYE BLOGGER :(


What can i say blogger... its been a long time. But yanno wat? Its time to say goodbye... but be 4 we get to this sad ending.. lets remember all the good times.. the bad times..


I still remember my first REAL post.. oh man.. i remember that day so clearly reading it again. I first created this back in sophmore year. i was such a lil puss lol. Ok maybe i still am... but have i become more of an ass over the years? Yes... but i like to think that i just stopped caring about A LOT of shiet...


Man just look at these old times... Blogger.. u been there through every bitchy whiny highschool moment, every girl i crushed on, every girl that CRUSHED me (no i never liked fat girls sorry hahaha), and everytime i was more thoughtful than a normal person should be...

But i started this in highschool... and so it must end in highschool as well... its time to move on to bigger and better things.. 3 years ago www.blogger.com was the shiznit! it was the "IN" thing. But now with the overly asian "XANGA" the very dark "deadjournal" (and wen i say dark i mean black! lol j/p), and the oh so kool "livejournal" , it seems uve fallen behind blogger... :( ::sniff sniff:: its to sad....

But blogger this is goodbye... remember.. u were my first.. so i hope i was gentle.. and if ne one else touches u, remember they're getting my sloppy seconds...

GOODBYE BLOGGER :(

BLOGGER: Bye philip... u were my first, my last, and my best... damn ur sexy...
ME: I know i know

BYE!


http://www.livejournal.com/~phily_b/

posted by Philip at 3:17 AM

 
i met someone a few weeks ago...

holy crap she is so freakin awesome!!!



I remember i first saw her at my lil graduation party...

my parents and even alot of my uncles and aunties kept freakin talkin about her... One of my oldest "cousins" was even tellin me how good she was lookin..... so yanno i had to see wats up hahaha...


Then i saw her... da-damn she was looking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD... decked out in that cute green out fit.. i was about to freakin jizz my pants....

Well after the party we chilled 4 awhile and yah... saw her a few times later... and we ahem.. did stuff yanno hahaha...


But lately ive noticed that it kinda startin pushin her away a lil yanno? Its weird.. cuz i spend a lot of time with her.. but blah the more time i spend with her.. i feel like im pushin her away...


but wat am i suppose to do yanno? I thought i was doin the rite thing by bringin her everywhere. Just seemed like the rite thing to do.


ahhhh i dunno my mind is so boggled.....eklrhnklerhg vwrhapipwhwip baiphrei hrv wip iphrpah

FRECK! damn her and her freakin beauty... drives me INSANE!!!!! blah all i wanna do is just freakin hold her without us having these problems....






















Blah then i saw her again today....

Rite wen me john and shawn finished our work at lukes... i saw her. Just this time she was in check from!!! Looks like money doesnt always wear cute green outfits!!! Cuz luke's mom paid me $60 on a check!! Looks like im gonna have to go the bank if i wanna see my baby again!




























LOL

YAH SUCKAS!!!! how many of u jiggas thought i was talkin about a girl?!?!?! screw that!! im talkin bout MONEY! yanno... THE DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL!!! shiet son... im Phily-B... i dont get girls? are u kidding me? hahahaha

and 4 u sick-os out there i dont have sex with money i buy shiet with it!!! thats what "stuff" is hahaha

I now cast level 25 "I GOT CHU" and u are now paralyzed!

I WIN! U LOSE!

LATER CUNTS!!



posted by Philip at 3:42 AM

 
shiet doode... helpin with the work at luke's is kinda tiring.. but ill be damned if the pay isnt freakin sexy.. hella goin back 2morrow! $10 an hour is cum in my pants worthy...

in other MONEY related news!!! i brought sheena to the casino tonite with shawn john and sean. SHEENA! ur my mother Fing good luck charm! i won $35!! hollllla! Jot won $40 skillz. And i 4 get how much the "shawns/seans" made haha. Aww sheena lost $4 hahaha not bad 4 ur first time girly! could have been worse. we'll go again sometime woman!

But yahhhhhh... im out jigggggas


posted by Philip at 4:13 AM

 
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posted by Philip at 10:10 PM

 
lol oh shiet...

i am currently reporting from marks house! yay a SLUMBER party lol so freakin gay hahaha.

NE ways happy burfday to mi carnal marcos! ORELE HOLMES!

We went to the casino earlier... hella sexy... most fun ive had at a casino ever! hahaha kathy and lori are awesome! All Star Lanes casino is where its at now ESE!

Rite now shawn sean and john are raping the shit out of each other hahaha so freakin gay...


But yah im out jigga pies!! Yall have a fun one... cuz u know how i do!!
posted by Philip at 3:21 AM

 
"It must be ya ass cuz it aint yo face! I need a tip drill! i need a tip drill!"

haha DAYAM!

Tacoma was pretty kool. Not to hard to find a pretty face around there... Best part was HOOTERS! LoL justin u got it good! And man was our waitress HOTT! I swear she was watching to see if i would stare at her tits... cuz she was starrin at me rite in the eyes dayam... dont worry diana! i only looked at ur tits wen u werent looking hahah.

That ride home was hella scary... hella kept falling asleep behind the wheel...

Dayam blood in and blood out is HELLA SPANISH hahaha. ORELE HOLMES!! VATOS LOCOS 4 EVER!! VIVA LA RAZA ESSAY!! haha still a pretty kool movie though...

and hey jeni is back! u tanned peeling girl u... ur so crazy haha... whaaaaa

im out
posted by Philip at 4:25 AM

 
doode...

i made a total of 7 sparkler bombs at my house... each one worked... what the hell is everyone else doing wrong? hahaha

lol riedman... damn doode u crack me up.. wish i went to that party with u, sounded like they were playing our jams doode!!! hahaha....

but yah.. i got $490 from this party.. so holla to me!! i feel rich!.. i feel like shawn!!!! hahahah

IM OUT. Happy 4th jiggas and jiggets!
posted by Philip at 3:28 AM

 
All i have to say is...

Mark... U PISS ME OFF!!!!

Riedman... ORELE ESSAY!!! GET A GREEN CARD!

And oh yah sheena.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Ur so black!! haha ur awesome! I hope ur super uber kool tattoo of the big dipper on ur pookie looks kool! LOL rock on woman... lets go gambling!!


IM OUT!!!
posted by Philip at 1:09 AM

 
Alrite.. Lets keep this simple.. and dayam sexy...

Point no Point.. Me shawn john jomel and sean made the fort of DEATH. So freakin kool!!!

In other news :beep beep:

My nut sack dad is hell bent on going to "ALIVE!" (the WSU thang). So now i have to go to that with my pops and prolly my mama. GAY SHAAAT! I just wanted to go with mark and shawn and just talk about chix the whole way there LOL. Instead i get 6 hours of 106.9 .... fawk.. Dalilah sux!!



But yah... there is something i must do!! BARE WITH ME EVERYONE!!

alrite alrite.. ill admit. I was an ass lately. i apologize.. my fault my fault. I dunno why i do it, i guess im still adjusting? And ill admit not EVERY SINGLE one of my feelings is gone... but enough of it is there to bother me sometimes i guess. But i think its better we did this now rather than 2 months from now... alrite i shall promise u this!!.... from now on ill try to be nicer and more tollerant.. deal? DEAL! and the gay thing is i HAVE to live up to my promise now.. cuz shiet.. i wrote it in my blog.. common now! hahaha

::sniff sniff::

LOL.. alrite im out!



hmm she never called... dissappointing? YAH! but hey i didnt call either hahaha


posted by Philip at 2:17 AM

 
Damn ive been listen to way to much old ghetto rap lately!

Dumps like a truck
thighs like what
and nann hoe got mo booty in da butt
sisqo made that song wen he see me in da
thong-ga thong thong thong


LoL ::sigh:: the days back wen EVERYONE listened to rap music. Now all i ever hear is poppy punk music. And i swear everyone knows how to play a guitar now. So then i just hear the poppy punk shiet more... dayam. Dont u people see it?!?! Punk bands are the new BSB/*Nsync!! hmm im bored so lets see some simularities!!! i think i shall name this...

PHILIP's TOP 5 PLUS 1 SIMULARITIES OF BOYBANDS AND PUNK BANDS

- They are mainly comprised of a GROUP of guys.

- They produce catchy songs that if they were played at a dance/club... ud be unsure on wat exactly to do (i am excluding the fact that people actually go out and learn those nsync dances. I mean seriously now people who do u think u are; Oly's dance team?!?! hahaha j/p)

- They sing love songs. And dont give me CRAP u punk band lovers!! More than 90% of that music is about missing/loving/needing/having/wanting a girl. I call that the 5 INGS!

- They do cover songs. EXAMPLE: Nsync - sailing. (damn good cover by the way hahaha). EXAMPLE: Starting Line - Nothing's Gonna stop us now.

But wait wait everyone!! Punk bands have instruments! that like totally like omg like makes them so kool and like totally not GAY! LoL this is where i get u....

- Remeber those days of watchin those KOOL nsync dance routines? Come on now admit it.. they were damn kool! And u would ALLLLL be lying if u didnt admit to sayin u learned at least a lil bit of one of those dances! (lol i always liked how if the lyrics were "i feel it TOOOO" the guys would point to themselvs... then put up TWO fingers! get it? TWO?? TOO?!?! oh COMMON!) In ne event punk bands are JUST LIKE THAT. But instead of an oh so kool flashy dance... weve all gone out, bought a guitar, and now were trying to play their songs hahahaa.

- Hmm lets see. Ok this one is for my best buddy Mark Santos hahhaha. Ok so Mark, like prolly a FEW of u others. Hes SUPER KOOL (lol ur gonna punch me 4 this doode i know it) cuz he listens to lots of bands that not many people know about. But common now... FM static/Spittle Field?? Doode back in boyband days thatd just be B4-4/D Crew!!


hmmmm many simularities indeed. So lets see... during our Boy Band ERA ive heard plenty of "BSB is gay!" or "*NSYNC???? man those guys are HELLA GAY!".

Hmmm gay eh? If u ask me New Found Glory/Blink182 (no mark they DO NOT rock) are just our new BSB/Nsync.

Which has led me to the conclusion that PUNK BANDS ARE GAY. LOL.


Do all ur selves a favor and listen to some P.Diddy hahahaha. BAD BOY 4 life!!!

IM OUT!!
posted by Philip at 2:31 AM

 
nothing special to say... hmm just...

we must all watch porky's together!! hahaha its a great classic ya dig!

and oh yah... XENA IS IN EUROTRIP!! if u dont beleive me i bet u $2 shes in there!! :D

hmmm but who would be dumb enough to make that bet against me?!?!!? HMMMMMMMMMM????

DAMN RITE IM BRAGGING!!!! LOL

SLOW MOTION FO MEH! SLOW MOTION FO MEH!!!

IM OUT!!!
posted by Philip at 12:49 AM